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MollyGear presents MollyWear

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:24:00 -0700

A few days ago we here at MollyGear launched MollyWear. Its our super-exclusive line of clothing. There is an incredible selection of styles to choose from (ok, there are only two) and they come in a rainbow of colors (if a rainbow only has five colors. So why should YOU get one? I am glad you asked.

1. They are funny.

2. They will get you places.

3. They will remind you of what you believe in. For example, Saturday truly is a special day.

4. They are extra long so you don’t have to layer with a super long undershirt, unless you want to.

5. You will be at the height of fashion.

6. You will attract RM’s like a moth to a bug zapper. (Ok, that might not be a good thing. Depends on your situation)

7. They make great Christmas gifts. And don’t you want to be a great Christmas gift giver?

8. People will think you are cool.

9. Your chances of winning the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes immediately double.

10. You will be our hero.

10 Ways to be a better Molly Mormon

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:13:00 -0700

We all can do better, right? So here are some ideas:

10. Talk to everyone about how much you love Twilight books.

9. Read more. A pocket-size MollyGear Mini may be the perfect choice for holding tight while on the move.

8. Exercise more. Keep that temple in good condition. Its only a loner.

7. Gossip less. Its soooo tempting and soooo fun, but soooo wrong. If you wouldn’t say it if the person were there, then don’t say it.

6. Compliment others. This is simple, if you are looking for something nice to say, you will find it. Its a kind of appreciation that can trickle down through your whole life.

5. Buy more ice cream. Its yummy.

4. Serve more. Make a goal to do at least one act of service on a daily basis. It might be small most days, but when you are on the lookout for small ways to serve, you will find big ways too. Involve friends to make it a bigger, better experience.

3. Reach out to the less-molly.

2. Don’t ever rationalize disobedience. If it’s wrong, it’s always wrong.

1. Resolve to do better each day.

Molly Mormons be not Ashamed!

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:57:00 -0700

No one knows for sure whether MollyGear was made for Molly Mormons, or if Molly Mormons were made for MollyGear. But one thing is certain, they go together like too much perfume and Relief Society. But what is a Molly Mormon? Lets explore. Come along.

Being a Molly Mormon is a good thing. If you are 10, and someone calls you a Molly, your tendency might be to feel ashamed. You shouldn’t. Instead, just respond, "I’d rather be a Molly than a skank like you!" On second thought, if you say that, you wouldn’t be much of a Molly. Because Molly’s don’t say bad stuff. They even avoid the "close enough" words like Jeez, frick, and freek.

But back to being ashamed. Being a Molly takes guts. It take guts to live "not of the world". For that, you should be proud. There really isn’t a good response to the person throwing out the would-be insults. I guess you just ignore them.

It’s funny how so many things that had a negative connotation in grade school carry through to adult life. If you took a salad in your lunchbox in 5th grade, forget it. Kids would point, others would laugh, references to your being a bunny rabbit would be made, it would be an all-around ugly affair. But now if you take a salad to work for lunch? That’s a good thing. Same with being a Molly.

Don’t be ashamed of being a Molly. Be proud.