With the current state of the economy, many people may be worried about us here at MollyGear.  Do not fear, however.  We will be A.O.K. for several reasons:

1.  Molly Mormons are loaded.  They are throwing money around left and right, and we are just here to pick it up when it falls.

2.  Scripture bags are considered "recession proof".  Like milk or bread or gasoline for the Suburban, people just need it.  They might go without a night at the movies, but a new bag?  How could someone go without that?

3.  Government Money.  Last Tuesday, MollyGear, LLC filed for government assistance to get through this tough time.  We have requested financial assistance in the form of $28,000,000,000 (that’s $28 Billion in case the zeros start running together.)  The domestic auto industry needed $25B, but they didn’t have to concern themselves with things like buttons, snaps, and other fastening devices.  That’s why we need more than them.  It is very serious, and the nations entire economy relies on the fate of MollyGear.

I am confident that Congress will do the right thing and award MollyGear the $25B it is seeking.  Please do what you can*  to make sure we get by.  Let Congress know that without MollyGear, the world would be an uglier place with more pleather, tapestry, and other terrible materials.  We must continue to fight!

(* We didn’t really ask for the money, so don’t write congress.  Unless your congressman is fake, in which case, go right ahead.  I am sure they will respond favorably.)